Arteries will always hold a special place in my heart.
(via moomooizdabomb)
Friend Makes a Woman Hospitalized with Short-Term Memory Loss an Informative FAQ
This is the best friend a person could ever have.
the last one though
I keep imagining Tish as the friend who wrote this.
(via paddywhackerhandcannon)
i dont care that a world with pokemon would be dangerous i wanna have a fucking pokemon journey
(via forhopeburnsbright)
This is what happens when you make laws about women’s bodies and give parental rights to rapists. This woman had every right to do what she did.
There’s no toying with her honor now, that’s what I call justice.
(via senpai-has-noticed-you)
IM SHARING THIS FUCKING TWICE IN A ROW BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA HOW PERFECT THIS IS.
(Source: dekomoron-archive, via senpai-has-noticed-you)
OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE
OKAY
AJAX SOAP
THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”
AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT
AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH
AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE
(via an-egg)
I JUST LET OUT THE WORST NOISE
(Source: proud-atheist, via constrixii)
i can already feel the older homestucks preparing for the new homestucks first hiatus
‘haha, guys it’s only been ___amount of days since the hiatus started XD’
(via homestuckaddict)
friendly reminder that
karkat and eridan were best friends
karkat and eridan were best friends
karkat and eridan were best friends
KARKAT AND ERIDAN WERE BEST FRIENDS!!! KARKAT WAS ALMOST CLOSER TO ERIDAN THAN HE WAS TO GAMZEE
if I see one more misinterpretation about their relationship im going to flip a table because KARKAT AND ERIDAN WERE BEST FRIENDS TOO
(via lunarshinobi)
Things nobody seems to remember:
- On Alternia, zombies come out daily. This adds to the long-ass list of reasons most trolls are nocturnal.
- Kanaya killed zombies
(via lunarshinobi)
i think the ~secret~ of the doctor is not the reveal of his name but rather why he gave himself the name of the doctor
I ALMOST SCROLLED PAST THIS BUT OH MY SDGOD
I was thinking the same thing and that better be it.
(via ostracizedhippogriff)
[video]
(Source: ejacutastic, via longnepetaisloong)
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They’ve come to the state where mocking eachother is totally fine.
almost.
(via rollinginhyrule)
SEASON 9 BITCHES
Dear supernatural fandom,
Shut the fuck up.
Sincerely,
The sherlock fandom
dear supernatural fandom
im sorry on behalf of that other letter
sincerely,
the not douchey part of the sherlock fandom
filed under problems of being in both of these goddamn fandoms
(via multishipperpirateking)