May 2013
oxers:
annicaspoon:
I always complain whenever people mention kangaroos and how I would be surrounded by them as an Australian
but I just walked to the library and came across a mob of about 30 of them
I live in the country’s capital city
christinaposabule:
hey wanna hear a joke
well too bad someone on tumblr might take it seriously
brooklynandthefrenchkiss:
Alaska smoked to die, and Augustus smoked to prove he wouldn’t.
winchesterprayers:
today in french we learned how to say “what’s in the bag” and i couldn’t stop laughing because
swaggity swag qu’est-ce qui dans le sac
i-am-mishafuckingcollins:
deancasotp:
wolfcas:
but dean getting hurt on a hunt and cas goes to heal him but when he’s already cupped dean’s cheek to do it he remembers he can’t anymore, so he just says a quiet “i-i’m sorry” but dean shakes his head and goes “hey, hey, no, i’m fine, it’s not even that bad”
FUCKYOUman
marielikestodraw:
pahnem:
mercuriesrising:
aparticularlygoodfinder:
Go to Starbucks. Order coffee for “Prisoner 24601”
When they call out your order, jump up and yell “My name is Jean Valjean!”
And if the barista replies with “AND I’M JAVERT,” you tip that motherfucker so hard
you tip them right over the edge of a bridge
you fucking didn’t
oh my god.
yuppadupp:
thewholockgames:
districteverthorne:
what if someone wrote a book and the plot was basically amazing and the characters were awesome and at the end of the book, you’re dying to know what happens, all you see is a ripped page and the author actually did it on purpose and you’ll never know what happens because all the other published copies are like that too
calm down satan
Time...
Cas: On a scale of 1-10, how much do you love me?
Dean: 3.2
Cas: ...
Dean: I love you more than pi
kilehfileh:
sixtrenchcoatsinthetardis:
Can I just say that I love how West Collins is 2 years old and basically has his own fandom already
Like has any other toddler accomplished this ever
leviathans-in-the-tardis:
petcanadian:
australiansanta:
rosaparking:
australian bloggers are like a whole other species i love them and theyre all so frickin hot
no its almost winter here we’re freezing
no you guys don’t understand freezing. come to canada and say that to my face aussie
come to australia in summer and your face will fall off
ambassador-of-anguish:
shouldertappingghosts:
If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate...
yell4340:
light-houseinthedark:
wholet:
valiantchild:
CLARA HAS BEEN IN THE DOCTOR’S LIFE LONGER THAN THE TARDIS
THAT’S WHY SEXY DIDN’T TRUST HER
SHE REMEMBERED CLARA EVEN THOUGH THE DOCTOR DIDN’T
SHE KNEW SOMETHING WAS WRONG
SHE WAS PROTECTING HIM
wait theres a character in doctor who called sexy
This is why we don’t talk about it in public
homestuckofficial:
your-otp-just:
the47thguywiththisuser:
homestuckofficial:
creators who are nice to their fans
so not andrew hussie
so not the guy who creates a webcomic which we can read for free and has an upcoming game in progress for all of us soon huh. yeah andrew hussie, not nice at all
bless you
3 tags
geminispy:
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
stridersquad:
richwhitelesbian:
we need some new and more powerful swears
deliverusfromsburb:
pathometric:
deliverusfromsburb:
What if John is interested in ghosts because once he saw an arm coming out of the wall
and Jade is a furry because she saw her God Tier self while dreaming on Prospit
and Rose is fascinated by the Gods of the Furthest Ring because she heard the horrorterrors whispering in her sleep
and Dave likes music because it’s cool I guess
dave...
rneowies:
How To Do Everything Last Minute: A Novel by me that I am going to write later
bigstupidbaby:
i like australia because we call things what they are. like what the fuck is a dime? its ten cents. a quarter? do you mean 25 cents we aint doing fractions here we are trying to buy some shit
alltsunandnodere:
agayofgays:
I FUCKING FIGURED IT OUT
THE ‘THE’ IS SIDEWAYS, RIGHT?
BECAUSE YOU READ THE THE WITH ALL THREE OF THE PHRASES
‘IMAGINE THE SKY’
‘HOW IS THE SKY’
‘TOUCH THE SKY’
IT’S STILL FUCKING STUPID BUT I FIGURED IT THE FUCK OUT
YOU ARE A FUCKING GOD AMONG MEN.
constrixii:
you may be cute but im
johnwatsonismyspiritanimal:
selflubricatinganus:
High-schoolers complaining about teachers doing their job
YES
THANK
a-seven-percent-solution:
I may be late to the party on this one, but I just noticed something from the restaurant scene in ‘A Study In Pink’…..
Sherlock, you sly devil. You made reservations. You’re in the middle of the case and you made dinner reservations. For John.
Now we know why Angelo was so quick to assume John was his date.
ianthe:
schmergo:
ianthe:
nothing grape flavored is flavored like grapes it’s just flavored like other grape flavored things and this is why I have trust issues
FUN FACT: Grape artificial flavor was the first artificial flavor created, by accident. That means that some guy decided, “Whoa, this smells a lot like grapes,” and now everyone pretends it’s grape-y, too…
It tastes like an...
