"I’m not going to do the ice bucket challenge, I’m very sorry. It’s not going to make a difference if I do it or not. Everyone knows about the ice bucket challenge by this point. So instead I wanted to do what, it seems like a lot of people who do the ice bucket challenge don’t do, which is: talk about ALS, explain what ALS is."
and people say he’s an idiot.
imagine your otp fighting t h e d a r k l o r d s a t a n
I don’t have to imagine
THE BEST WAY TO GO OUT: CONTINUING A RUNNING GAG.
Amsterdam is turning rainbow for a visit of the Russian president Putin. The council of the city of Amsterdam has decided to hang out the gay pride flag on all council owned buildings and offices, in protest to Russia’s new anti-gay law.
pretty sure Amsterdam is now the sass capital of the world
this is the actual best thing
this is very important
bury me in armor so I’ll be ready for the skeleton war
why is his fricking chest uncovered? that’s ppor planning right there
what are you gonna do?
stab a skeleton in the heart?
no, I’ll play their rib bones like xylobones and destroy the morale of the skeleton army with my sick and delightful xylobone playing
An appropriate response
Rouge: I attempt to steal everything on the table.
DM: You steal everything, Including the table.
Three pages that shows why Superman is the greatest super hero of all time. He manages to be good, kind and careful all the time and with everyone.
No disaster too small.
so why is there still crime on earth?
He’s only ONE guy
because he trusts the police and tries not to get in their way, he does his best to support them, and when it’s too big or too dangerous he takes over
he could stop all crime, he is that powerful, but the thing that makes humans amazing to him is that he trusts them - even when we betray him over and over
where batman automatically assumes the absolute worst - superman assumes the absolute best in people
Also, isn’t Superman trying to eradicate all crime in the world the plot for Injustice: Gods Among Us? And we’ve seen where that leads.
I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS GIF SET FOR THE LONGEST TIME!
OH GOD THIS MOVIE THIS IS THE BEST MOVIE
YOU FORGOT THE BEST PART
The only Dad joke that matters.